A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....