Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...