A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...