A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...