Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Employee evaluations.
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Didja hear the news
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3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
I deserve a first class seat
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Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Pig Under Her Arm
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Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
A mammoth!
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