Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...