Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...