Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??