A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
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What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
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Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...