Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...