Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...