Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...