Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...