A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...