Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...