His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...