Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...