Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...