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The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Praying Parrots
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We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
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How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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Crocodile-done-blonde
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The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...