When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...