Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...