Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...