WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...