Your spinning me a yarn here!
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
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Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
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I am looking for a job as a consultant…
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