Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...