Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...