How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....