The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...