Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...