Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...