Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...