Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...