Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...