God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...