Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...