60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...