What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...