What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...