Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
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“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
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Skunks
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The World’s Shortest Books
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cant stop with the q and a’s
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Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
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Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...