Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...