Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...