Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...