Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...