Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...