Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-