Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit