Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...