EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...