Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...