Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…