Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes